Bag Of Dicks

Motherfuckas always ask me why do I have a bag of dicks (toys). It’s because they cause me no headache and they don’t cost me no damn many. They put money in my pocket. What’s the purpose of a dick if it’s taking more money out your pockets then it’s putting in. I’m not living life worried about no damn dick. I’m worried about making sure my kids straight. And giving out free ass don’t do that. So if you ain’t talking money I don’t hear shit you saying cause a nut ain’t gone pay my bills.